Teddy works for a large advertising company. Given the seemingly impossible task of selling frozen porridge, he decides to produce commercials that make the product seem sexy. This leads him to confrontation with the "Keep Television Clean" movement, of which his wife is a senior member.
| Directing | Jim Clark | Director |
| Writing | Barry Took | Writer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Richard Mills | Makeup Artist |
| Art | Roy Stannard | Art Direction |
| Writing | Herbert Kretzmer | Story |
| Camera | Ken Hodges | Director of Photography |
| Writing | Denis Norden | Writer |
| Production | Thelma Graves | Casting |
| Production | Terry Glinwood | Associate Producer |
| Editing | Ralph Sheldon | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Daphne Dare | Costume Design |
| Writing | Milton Shulman | Story |
| Production | Ned Sherrin | Producer |
| Writing | Marty Feldman | Writer |
| Sound | John Cameron | Original Music Composer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jeanette Freeman | Hairstylist |
| Camera | George Minassian | Camera Operator |
| Sound | Jim Sibley | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Buster Ambler | Sound Recordist |
| Production | Pat Green | Production Manager |
| Sound | Nolan Roberts | Sound Recordist |
| Directing | Barbara Rowland | Continuity |
| Art | Richard Williams | Opening Title Sequence |
