Two morons think they can get rich quick by kidnapping and ransoming a "celebrity." Unfortunately, the only famous person they can find is a mime from the local park.
| Directing | Julia Smith | Director |
| Writing | T.C. De Witt | Writer |
| Production | T.C. De Witt | Producer |
| Production | Jonathan Wachala | Producer |
| Camera | Jordan Post | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Chad Halvorsen | Editor |
| Art | Sasha Avrutina | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jenni Schenk | Makeup Artist |
| Directing | Jenni Schenk | Assistant Director |
| Sound | Andrew Christofil | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Luke Murray | Additional Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Camera | Brian Alberth | Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Emry Brisky | Key Grip |
| Lighting | Pierce Ellner | Gaffer |
| Camera | Luke Kolarsky | Grip |
| Camera | Brandon Rugzie | Still Photographer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Sasha Avrutina | Costumer |
| Directing | Helen M. Schweitz | Script Supervisor |
