Teddy works for a large advertising company. Given the seemingly impossible task of selling frozen porridge, he decides to produce commercials that make the product seem sexy. This leads him to confrontation with the "Keep Television Clean" movement, of which his wife is a senior member.
| Directing | Jim Clark | Director |
| Writing | Denis Norden | Writer |
| Production | Ned Sherrin | Producer |
| Production | Thelma Graves | Casting |
| Costume & Make-Up | Richard Mills | Makeup Artist |
| Sound | John Cameron | Original Music Composer |
| Writing | Marty Feldman | Writer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Daphne Dare | Costume Design |
| Writing | Milton Shulman | Story |
| Editing | Ralph Sheldon | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jeanette Freeman | Hairstylist |
| Art | Roy Stannard | Art Direction |
| Writing | Barry Took | Writer |
| Writing | Herbert Kretzmer | Story |
| Production | Terry Glinwood | Associate Producer |
| Camera | Ken Hodges | Director of Photography |
| Camera | George Minassian | Camera Operator |
| Sound | Jim Sibley | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Buster Ambler | Sound Recordist |
| Production | Pat Green | Production Manager |
| Sound | Nolan Roberts | Sound Recordist |
| Directing | Barbara Rowland | Continuity |
| Art | Richard Williams | Opening Title Sequence |
