An 'Airplane!'-style spoof of hospital soap operas—a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor romances the head nurse in order to get the key to the drugs cabinet; and there's a mafioso on the loose disguised as a woman.
| Writing | Michael Elias | Writer |
| Writing | Rich Eustis | Writer |
| Directing | Garry Marshall | Director |
| Camera | Donald Peterman | Director of Photography |
| Production | Nick Abdo | Associate Producer |
| Production | Jeffrey Ganz | Associate Producer |
| Editing | Dov Hoenig | Editor |
| Production | Garry Marshall | Executive Producer |
| Production | Jerry Bruckheimer | Producer |
| Sound | Maurice Jarre | Original Music Composer |
| Art | Polly Platt | Production Design |
| Production | Nancy Klopper | Casting |
| Production | Toni Howard | Casting |
| Art | Tracy Bousman | Art Direction |
| Production | Lynn Stalmaster | Casting |
| Crew | Walter Scott | Stunt Coordinator |
