You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

Lather. Rinse. Save the world.

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Summary

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

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  • Adam Sandler

    as Zohan
  • John Turturro

    as The Phantom
  • Emmanuelle Chriqui

    as Dalia
  • Nick Swardson

    as Michael
  • Lainie Kazan

    as Gail
  • Daoud Heidami

    as Nasi
  • Dave Matthews

    as James
  • Charlotte Rae

    as Mrs. Greenhouse
  • Michael Buffer

    as Walbridge
  • Rob Schneider

    as Salim
  • Ido Mosseri

    as Oori
  • Sayed Badreya

    as Hamdi
  • Kevin Nealon

    as Kevin
  • Robert Smigel

    as Yosi
  • Mariah Carey

    as Mariah Carey
  • Ido Ezra

    as Hassan
  • Yamit Sol

    as Dorit
  • Donna Feldman

    as Michal
  • Norma Michaels

    as Older Lady in Salon
  • Danny A. Abeckaser

    as Ze'ev
  • Adria Tennor

    as Kids' Salon Owner
  • Bunny Levine

    as Older Lady in Salon
  • Bruce Vilanch

    as Bruce Vilanch
  • John McEnroe

    as Himself
  • Dina Doron

    as Zohan's Mother
  • Shelley Berman

    as Zohan's Father
  • Chris Rock

    as Taxi Driver
  • John Paul DeJoria

    as Paul Mitchell
  • Alec Mapa

    as Claude
  • Ahmed Ahmed

    as Waleed
  • Ben Wise

    as Yitzhak
  • John Farley

    as Tom
  • Yossi Marshek

    as Pinchas
  • Guri Weinberg

    as Aharon
  • Mousa Kraish

    as Bashir
  • Roni Levy

    as Ephraim
  • Reuven Bar-Yotam

    as Levi
  • Barry Livingston

    as Gray Kleibolt
  • Rick Gifford

    as Philip
  • Daniel Browning Smith

    as Real Estate Agent
  • Tyler Spindel

    as Doorman
  • Julia Lea Wolov

    as Mariah's Assistant
  • Dana Goodman

    as Mariah's Assistant
  • Todd Holland

    as Fred
  • Kevin Grady

    as Coleman
  • Bobby Tisdale

    as Skizzy
  • Herzl Tobey

    as Commander
  • Ori Pfeffer

    as Second Commander
  • Alex Luria

    as Koby
  • Guy Oseary

    as Avi
  • Yinon Sapir

    as Danny
  • Naama Nativ

    as Sara
  • Dennis Dugan

    as Homeless Guy
  • Gerry Del Sol

    as Exploded Shop Owner
  • Shulie Cowen

    as Debbie
  • Maysoon Zayid

    as Nadira
  • Helen Siff

    as Mrs. Skitzer
  • Cynthia Frost

    as Mrs. Paulson
  • Anna Berger

    as Older Lady in Salon
  • Susan Grace

    as Older Lady in Salon
  • Marjorie Loomis

    as Older Lady in Salon
  • Carol Schlanger

    as Older Lady in Salon
  • Edith S. Wolfrey

    as Older Lady in Salon
  • Phoebe Dorin

    as Older Lady in Salon
  • Lina So

    as Hip Salon Receptionist
  • Eloise DeJoria

    as Blonde at Salon
  • Vanessa Long

    as Catty Hairdresser
  • Donielle Artese

    as African American Salon Owner
  • Blake Bertrand

    as Little Boy
  • Sid Ganis

    as Doctor
  • Laurie Meghan Phelps

    as Plus Size Girl at Disco
  • Kenneth Greenaway

    as DJ
  • Constance Barron

    as First Woman in Cab
  • Kristen Lowman

    as First Woman in Cab
  • Penelope Windust

    as Second Woman in Cab
  • Kathleen Noone

    as Second Woman in Cab
  • Christopher Innvar

    as Angry Tall Driver
  • Ray Garvey

    as Truck Driver
  • Barbara Ann Davison

    as Dog Owner
  • Eric Lamonsoff

    as Hamdi's Passenger
  • Connor Wiles

    as Boy Customer
  • Jennifer De Minco

    as Arguing Female Customer
  • Nicole Bennett

    as Walbridge's Girlfriend
  • Edmund Lyndeck

    as Pharmacist
  • Lily Javaherpour

    as Inaz
  • Kristina Haddad

    as Hamdi's Wife (voice)
  • Larry Marko

    as Phantom's Trainer
  • Anne Marie Howard

    as Reporter
  • Veerta Motiani

    as Beach Girl
  • Billy Concha

    as Kayaker
  • Marco Khan

    as Terrorist with Hand
  • Sam Sagheb

    as Disco Merchant
  • Latif Marotti

    as Disco Merchant
  • Christian Reeve

    as Disco Merchant
  • Aesop Aquarian

    as Rabbi
  • Michelle Arenal

    as Girl on Zohan's Shoulders
  • Jordan Ashbrook

    as Hot Girl in Club
  • Moran Atias

    as Eti
  • Ashley Ausburn

    as Girl at Mall
  • Barbara Jean Barrielle

    as Cheerleader
  • Mike Basone

    as Isreali Fan
  • Mike Batayeh

    as Fry Cook
  • Robert Benny

    as Autograph Seeker #1
  • Denise Bradley

    as Hackey Sack Enthusiast
  • Guile Branco

    as Isreali Soldier
  • Lamar Brown

    as Businessman
  • Melanie Bulujian

    as Isreali Dancer
  • Monica Cabral

    as Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
  • Kevin Cannon

    as Times Square Crazy Man
  • Ella Christopher

    as Phantom's Wife
  • Nick Clark

    as Nick
  • Cheryl Cosenza

    as Ribbon Cutting Girl
  • Rossie Cottrell

    as Phantom's Wife
  • John Dardenne

    as Isreali Hacky Sack Fan
  • Joseph DeLuca

    as Hot Dog Vendor
  • Kendall Draughn

    as Picnic Girl
  • John Duerler

    as Electronic Store Customer
  • Marshall Factora

    as Airline Terminal Passenger
  • Eric Feliciano

    as Isreali Fan
  • Ian Fisher

    as Disco Merchant
  • Anna Garcia Williams

    as Phantom's Wife
  • Maite Garcia

    as Phantom's Wife (uncredited)
  • Leslie Garza

    as Disco Hip Girl
  • Jessica Mei Gershen

    as Girl in Club
  • Nikki Giavasis

    as Waitress
  • Ronald E. Giles

    as Commuter
  • Sharlene Grover

    as Isreali Soldier
  • Sepideh Haftgoli

    as Isreali Soldier
  • Zahra Heydari

    as Dalohan Receptionist
  • Seth Howard

    as Party Guy
  • Kevin James

    as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
  • Paul Jeans

    as Hotel Manager
  • Dave Johnson

    as Spectator
  • Todd Justin

    as Nightclub Bouncer
  • Sam Kalidi

    as Amir
  • Sona Karia

    as Reporter
  • Rock Kohli

    as Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
  • Mark Kubr

    as Criminal #3
  • Timothy Dean Lee

    as Shocked Businessman
  • Paula Lemes

    as Go Go Dancer
  • Bernadette Lords

    as Businesswoman
  • Anthony Martins

    as Arab #3
  • Roni Meron

    as Hot Girl / Waitress
  • Nicole Montano

    as Cheerleader
  • Rachel Mower

    as Girl in Park
  • Rachael Murphy

    as Girl in Club
  • Bibiana Navas

    as Phantom's Wife
  • Christina Neferis

    as Hacky Sack Fan
  • Adam Ohl

    as Street Merchant
  • Dianne Perry

    as Phantom's Wife
  • John Radcliff

    as Redneck Posse Man #2
  • Klavdia Ramnareine

    as The Hot Chick
  • Deborah Rombaut

    as Snooty French Girl at the Club
  • Sandra Rosko

    as Middle Eastern Girl
  • Rob Shapiro

    as Score Keeper
  • Mikael Sharafyan

    as Fan in the Crowd
  • Jhennah Sinclaire

    as Dancer
  • Terrie Snell

    as Woman in Beauty Shop
  • Chris Spinelli

    as Angry Palestinian
  • Arne Starr

    as Isreali Weapons Trainer
  • Riley Thomas Stewart

    as Little Boy #2
  • Lee Stickler

    as Isreali Soldier
  • Sarah Stringer

    as Party Goer
  • Christa Texeira

    as Ruth
  • Keana Texeira

    as Rock-throwing Girl
  • Seth Texeira

    as Zeb
  • Sophie Texeira

    as Alena
  • Ryan Phillip Thomas

    as Angry Palestinian
  • Gina Tleel

    as Shopper
  • Uzimann

    as Cafe Customer
  • Kevin van Doorslaer

    as Isreali Soldier
  • Dave Vij

    as Disco-Tech
  • Holly Weber

    as Girlfriend
  • Molly Weiner

    as Salon Patron
  • Joe Van Wie

    as Hot Dog Patron
  • Henry Winkler

    as Limousine Passenger
  • Mark Winn

    as News Cameraman
  • Saye Yabandeh

    as Girlfriend
  • Julius Zagon

    as Ukrossi
  • David Zahedian

    as Phantom's Best Friend
  • Maria Zambrana

    as Taxi Cab Patron
  • Betty Murphy

    as Mrs. Haines
Art Ronald R. Reiss Set Decoration
Sound Rupert Gregson-Williams Original Music Composer
Production Sarah Finn Casting
Production Aldric La'Auli Porter Associate Producer
Art Robert Fechtman Set Designer
Production Barry Bernardi Executive Producer
Directing Dennis Dugan Director
Writing Adam Sandler Screenplay
Production Adam Sandler Producer
Production Randi Hiller Casting
Production Jack Giarraputo Producer
Art Perry Andelin Blake Production Design
Costume & Make-Up Ellen Lutter Costume Design
Production Daryl Kass Unit Production Manager
Art Alan Au Art Direction
Writing Judd Apatow Screenplay
Camera Michael Barrett Director of Photography
Writing Robert Smigel Screenplay
Production Robert Smigel Executive Producer
Editing Tom Costain Editor
Production Adam Brightman Production Supervisor
Production Kevin Grady Co-Producer
Art John Collins Art Direction
Production Tamara Hunter Casting Associate
Art Jann K. Engel Set Designer
Production Sam Hutchins Location Manager
Production Iram Collantes Unit Production Manager
Production Gadi Levy Line Producer
Directing Ronit Ravich-Boss Script Supervisor
Production Rob Frank Location Manager
Production Tom Carson Production Coordinator
Production Jason Tamez Production Supervisor
Crew Patsy Bouge Post Production Supervisor
Production Judit Maull Associate Producer
Production Taylor Jenkins Casting Assistant
Production Adam Rucho Casting Assistant
Production Daniel Martinez Location Manager

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