Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford (Craig Ferguson) leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.
| Writing | Craig Ferguson | Writer |
| Writing | Sacha Gervasi | Writer |
| Directing | Kevin Allen | Director |
| Production | Philip Rose | Producer |
| Sound | Mark Thomas | Music |
| Editing | Chris Peppe | Editor |
| Art | Mike Malone | Set Dresser |
| Camera | Seamus McGarvey | Director of Photography |
| Camera | Daniel Moder | Assistant Camera |
| Production | Kevin Allen | Executive Producer |
| Production | Craig Ferguson | Executive Producer |
| Production | Sacha Gervasi | Executive Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Julie Bennett Moss | Costume Design |
| Art | Joseph Hodges | Production Design |
| Art | Mark A. Thomson | Art Direction |
| Art | Cloudia Rebar | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jeri Baker | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Roxy D'Alonzo | Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Dean Beville | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Eric Gotthelf | Foley Mixer |
| Camera | David A. Armstrong | First Assistant Camera |
