Samual Curtis's first mission in this bizarre science fiction musical comedy requires him to take a cat to a saloon on an asteroid. There, he meets his former dance partner (the Blueberry Pirate) and collects his payment: a device capable of producing a Real Live Girl. Including music by alternative rock group The Billy Nayer Show, this film began life as a live show with a loyal following.
| Directing | Cory McAbee | Director |
| Writing | Cory McAbee | Writer |
| Production | Michael Krantz | Co-Producer |
| Production | Robert Lurie | Producer |
| Production | William Perkins | Producer |
| Production | Joshua Taylor | Producer |
| Sound | The Billy Nayer Show | Music |
| Crew | W. Mott Hupfel III | Cinematography |
| Editing | Pete Beaudreau | Editor |
| Production | Ann Goulder | Casting |
| Art | Geoff Tuttle | Production Design |
| Art | Bentley Wood | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Dawn Weisberg | Costume Design |
| Sound | Marko Costanzo | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Jeff Pullman | Sound Mixer |
| Production | Becky Glupczynski | Production Manager |
| Costume & Make-Up | Dana Elder | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Dana Elder | Key Hair Stylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Mia Thoen | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Mia Thoen | Key Hair Stylist |
| Sound | Robert Fernandez | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Doug McKean | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Mary Ellen Porto | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Mary Ellen Porto | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Doug McKean | Sound Engineer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Laura Wehrman | Wardrobe Supervisor |
