One-off comedy drama featuring characters from award-winning BBC sketch series 'The Fast Show'. Ralph Mayhew (Charlie Higson) lives alone in a faded stately home. His only friend is Ted (Paul Whitehouse), the elderly Irish estate worker. But their way of life is under threat: Ralph must marry before his 35th birthday or lose everything. Just when it all seems hopeless, along comes Wendy (Kathy Burke). As Ralph's affection for Wendy grows, his dependence on Ted wanes. Is this the end of a beautiful friendship ? Is Wendy all that she seems ? Will Ralph go through with the marriage ? And will he save the Hall ?
| Writing | Charlie Higson | Writer |
| Production | Charlie Higson | Executive Producer |
| Production | Henrietta Hope | Associate Producer |
| Production | Geoffrey Perkins | Executive Producer |
| Production | Paul Schlesinger | Producer |
| Production | Paul Whitehouse | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Philip Pope | Music |
| Crew | John Rhodes | Cinematography |
| Editing | Mark Lawrence | Editor |
| Art | Les Stephenson | Production Design |
| Art | Rachel Robertson | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Annie Hardinge | Costume Design |
| Directing | Christine Gernon | Director |
| Sound | Christine Gernon | Music |
