In this horror parody, a masked serial killer menaces the town of Bulimia Falls with various sharp objects. Attention-seeking television personality Hagitha Utslay is soon on the scene, reporting on the ever-growing body count. Former mall security guard Doughy shows up to protect the teenage population, but he's clearly not much help, allowing the murderer to pick off even more hapless kids as numerous scary movies are referenced.
| Sound | Tyler Bates | Original Music Composer |
| Writing | Joe Nelms | Screenplay |
| Production | Harold Bronson | Executive Producer |
| Production | Kai Ephron | Producer |
| Art | Beth Ann Lundin | Set Decoration |
| Production | Richard Foos | Executive Producer |
| Production | Andrew Ooi | Producer |
| Production | Nicole Arbusto | Casting |
| Costume & Make-Up | Merrie Lawson | Costume Design |
| Production | Joel Morrish | Producer |
| Production | Stephen Nemeth | Producer |
| Writing | Sue Bailey | Screenplay |
| Directing | John Blanchard | Director |
| Production | Doug Blake | Line Producer |
| Production | Joy Dickson | Casting |
| Camera | David J. Miller | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Richard LaBrie | Editor |
| Art | Brian F. McCabe | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Heidi Grotsky | Key Makeup Artist |
| Crew | Sophia M. Crawford | Stunts |
| Crew | Jennifer Caputo | Stunts |
| Crew | Chris Palermo | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Sandra Lee Gimpel | Stunts |
| Crew | Gloria O'Brien | Stunt Double |
