Collins College needs a new department head for their science department, so Doctors Carter and Zorch consult Thinko, the campus computer, and come up with Dr. Mathilda West, who has degrees in lots of things, but turns out to be disruptively attractive as well.
| Sound | Dean Elliott | Original Music Composer |
| Editing | William Austin | Editor |
| Camera | Ellis W. Carter | Director of Photography |
| Writing | Robert Hill | Screenplay |
| Directing | Albert Zugsmith | Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Claire Cramer | Wardrobe Designer |
| Camera | Lew Schwartz | Assistant Camera |
| Writing | Albert Zugsmith | Story |
| Production | Robert Hill | Associate Producer |
| Production | Martin Milner | Associate Producer |
| Production | Albert Zugsmith | Producer |
| Art | Dave Milton | Art Direction |
| Art | John Sturtevant | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Eleanor Edwards | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Monty Westmore | Makeup Artist |
| Production | Ralph E. Black | Production Manager |
| Directing | Ralph E. Black | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Kenneth Walters | Assistant Director |
| Art | Richard M. Rubin | Property Master |
| Art | John Ceniga | Props |
| Art | Fred Harpman Jr. | Assistant Art Director |
| Sound | Charles G. Schelling | Sound Editor |
| Crew | Leo Kilroy | Cableman |
| Sound | Earl Schwarz | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | John Scott-Maitland | Boom Operator |
| Crew | Augie Lohman | Special Effects |
| Crew | Robert Bonnig | Special Effects |
| Camera | Milton Gold | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Harold Hume | Grip |
| Camera | Harry Lewis | Grip |
| Lighting | Bill Neff | Gaffer |
| Camera | Jerry Walton | Grip |
| Camera | Lloyd Ward | Camera Operator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Rudy Harrington | Wardrobe Designer |
| Sound | Dean Elliott | Music Director |
| Sound | Jerry Irvin | Music Editor |
| Sound | Conway Twitty | Songs |
| Directing | Frank Kowalski | Continuity |
| Directing | Helen Gailey | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Maggie Smith | Production Secretary |
