Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.
| Sound | Tim McCauley | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Maurice Smith | Producer |
| Camera | Miklós Lente | Director of Photography |
| Directing | Rafal Zielinski | Director |
| Writing | Jim Wynorski | Screenplay |
| Writing | Linda Shayne | Screenplay |
| Production | Tibor Takács | Production Manager |
| Camera | Fred Guthe | Camera Operator |
| Directing | Joanne T. Harwood | Script Supervisor |
| Sound | Alban Streeter | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Oliver Manton | Dialogue Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Nancy Kaye | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jane Meade | Makeup Supervisor |
| Editing | Stephen Surjik | First Assistant Editor |
