When a beautiful first-grade teacher arrives at a prep school, she soon attracts the attention of an ambitious teenager named Max, who quickly falls in love with her. Max turns to the father of two of his schoolmates for advice on how to woo the teacher. However, the situation soon gets complicated when Max's new friend becomes involved with her, setting the two pals against one another in a war for her attention.
| Directing | Wes Anderson | Director |
| Writing | Wes Anderson | Writer |
| Writing | Owen Wilson | Writer |
| Production | Barry Mendel | Producer |
| Production | Paul Schiff | Producer |
| Camera | Robert D. Yeoman | Director of Photography |
| Art | David Wasco | Production Design |
| Editing | David Moritz | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Karen Patch | Costume Designer |
| Production | Wes Anderson | Executive Producer |
| Production | Owen Wilson | Executive Producer |
| Production | John Cameron | Co-Producer |
| Sound | Mark Mothersbaugh | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Mary Gail Artz | Casting |
| Production | Barbara Cohen | Casting |
| Sound | Randall Poster | Music Supervisor |
| Crew | David Sanders | Stunt Coordinator |
| Production | John Cameron | Unit Production Manager |
| Directing | Michael Cedar | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Conte Mark Matal | Second Assistant Director |
| Art | Sandy Reynolds-Wasco | Set Decoration |
| Directing | Scott Peterson | Script Supervisor |
| Sound | Pawel Wdowczak | Sound Mixer |
| Art | Andrew Laws | Art Direction |
| Art | Austin Gorg | Assistant Art Director |
| Art | Amanda Anderson | Assistant Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Colleen Saro | On Set Dresser |
| Art | Wallace R. Syms | Greensman |
| Art | Jeffrey B. Hartmann | Leadman |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cathie Filian | Costume Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jennifer Long | Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Leeann Radeka | Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jamelle Flowers | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Visual Effects | David Ridlen | Animation |
| Costume & Make-Up | Bob Harper | Key Hair Stylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Bob Harper | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Sally J. Harper | Key Hair Stylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Sally J. Harper | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Terri Harper | Makeup & Hair |
| Costume & Make-Up | Frances Hannon | Makeup & Hair |
| Costume & Make-Up | Bart Mixon | Prosthetic Makeup Artist |
| Camera | John Boccaccio | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Jimmy Lindsey | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Val Sklar | Camera Loader |
| Sound | David A. Smith | Boom Operator |
| Editing | Daniel R. Padgett | First Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Terry Hubbard | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Lin Coleperson | Assistant Editor |
| Crew | Ron Radvinsky | Editorial Staff |
| Sound | Michael Baber | Music Editor |
| Sound | John Nutt | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Kyrsten Mate | Sound Effects Designer |
| Sound | Aura Gilge | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Yin Cantor | Sound Assistant |
| Sound | David Franklin Bergad | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Malcolm Fife | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Doc Kane | ADR Recordist |
| Sound | Margie O'Malley | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Marnie Moore | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Steve Fontano | Foley Mixer |
| Sound | Frank Rinella | Foley Recordist |
| Sound | Mark Berger | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Michael Semanick | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Grant Foerster | Recording Supervision |
| Lighting | Buzzy Burwell | Best Boy Electric |
| Lighting | Peter Clarson | Rigging Gaffer |
| Lighting | Cheryl Clarson | Best Boy Electric |
| Lighting | Edison Jackson | Electrician |
| Lighting | Billy MacTavish | Electrician |
| Lighting | Danny Navarette | Electrician |
| Lighting | Kevin Sims | Electrician |
| Camera | Ferrell A. Shinnick | Key Grip |
| Camera | Michael Sheeren | Best Boy Grip |
| Camera | Doug Chartier | Dolly Grip |
| Lighting | Dennis Clay | Key Rigging Grip |
| Camera | Doug Mercer | Best Boy Grip |
| Camera | Layne Chaney | Grip |
| Camera | Steven Guerreo | Grip |
| Camera | Sean R. Wright | Grip |
| Lighting | Kurt Kornemann | Rigging Grip |
| Art | Melissa Matthies | Property Master |
| Art | David M. Bowen | Assistant Property Master |
| Art | Ric Trzeciak | Assistant Property Master |
| Crew | Ron Trost | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Production | Christine Fransen | Production Supervisor |
| Production | Melissa Wiechmann | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Stephen Light | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Directing | Donald Murphy | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Art | Daniel Bradford | Set Designer |
| Art | Roy Metcalf | Construction Coordinator |
| Art | Chad Loucks | Construction Foreman |
| Production | Craig Busch | Location Manager |
| Production | Virginia Diaz | Assistant Location Manager |
| Camera | Van Redin | Still Photographer |
| Production | Debra Secher | Casting Associate |
| Production | Liz Keigley | Local Casting |
| Production | Beth Sepko | Extras Casting |
| Sound | Christopher S. Parker | Music Coordinator |
| Editing | Gloria Kaiser | Color Timer |
| Production | Juel Bestrop | Additional Casting |
| Production | Debra Zane | Additional Casting |
| Lighting | Vojislav Mikulic | Gaffer |
