Billy is a man child who has developed 'The Pedo Instant', a product that acts as a repellent to those unsuspecting individuals who might invade his personal space. He calls his mom to boast about the product's effectiveness and the ensuing riches that are sure to follow. His mother displays grave concern and attempts to explain to her son why this might not be the best idea.
| Editing | Anderson Cowan | Editor |
| Directing | Anderson Cowan | Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Diana Van de Kamp | Hairstylist |
| Production | Chris Gardner | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Diana Van de Kamp | Makeup Artist |
| Art | Chris Gardner | Location Scout |
| Visual Effects | Nathan Kalushner | Color Designer |
| Art | Victor J. Herrera | Title Designer |
| Production | Steven Litchfield | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Crew | Rick Urban | Score Engineer |
| Production | Anderson Cowan | Producer |
| Camera | Brian Wells | Camera Technician |
| Camera | Jonathan Clark | Camera Technician |
| Camera | Dan Schroer | Dolly Grip |
| Production | Julian Zaragoza | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Sound | Trevor Shand | Music |
| Directing | Trevor Dillon | Assistant Director |
| Camera | Natalie Carr | Camera Technician |
| Production | Riley Geis | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Sound | Joseph Bonier | Sound Mixer |
| Writing | Anderson Cowan | Writer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Diana Van de Kamp | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Production | Milan Janicin | Producer |
| Directing | Evan L. Robichaud | Assistant Director |
| Camera | Milan Janicin | Director of Photography |
