Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
| Directing | Mark Herman | Director |
| Writing | Mark Herman | Writer |
| Production | Elizabeth Karlsen | Producer |
| Production | Cathy Lord | Line Producer |
| Production | Stephen Woolley | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Ian Broudie | Music |
| Sound | Michael Gibbs | Music |
| Crew | Andy Collins | Cinematography |
| Editing | Michael Ellis | Editor |
| Production | Susie Figgis | Casting |
| Art | Don Taylor | Production Design |
| Art | Mark Kebby | Art Direction |
| Art | John Bush | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jill Taylor | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Veronica McAleer | Makeup Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Veronica McAleer | Hair Designer |
| Writing | Jonathan Tulloch | Writer |
| Sound | Peter Burgis | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Paul Carr | ADR Mixer |
| Sound | Andie Derrick | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Graham Daniel | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Robert Farr | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Michael Feinberg | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Joe Gallagher | ADR Editor |
| Sound | Ray Merrin | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Clive Winter | Sound |
