At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.
| Directing | William Heins | Director |
| Writing | Cheryl Guerriero | Writer |
| Writing | Anna Obropta | Writer |
| Editing | Marcy Levitas Hamilton | Editor |
| Production | Jeremy Dallow | Executive Producer |
| Production | Edward Oleschak | Co-Producer |
| Production | Martin Zboril | Associate Producer |
| Production | Geoffrey Arend | Associate Producer |
| Production | Gregory Cohen | Executive Producer |
| Production | Strathford Hamilton | Co-Producer |
| Production | Garry Gittelsohn | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Ralph Rieckermann | Music |
| Production | Petra Hoebel | Line Producer |
| Production | Leila Antakly | Associate Producer |
| Production | Jim DiLorenzo | Executive Producer |
| Production | Paris Hilton | Executive Producer |
| Production | Evans Butterworth | Consulting Producer |
| Production | Jonathan Ross Gilbert | Associate Producer |
| Production | Ami Artzi | Associate Producer |
| Production | Chester English | Executive Producer |
| Production | Susan Gabbay | Consulting Producer |
| Production | Juan-Carlos Zapata | Producer |
| Sound | Carlos Durango | Music |
| Production | Wayne Mogel | Executive Producer |
| Production | Jack Utsick | Producer |
| Art | Charlotte Bourke | Production Design |
| Art | Regina McLarney | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ellen Falguiere | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Mark Wittenberg | Makeup Department Head |
| Crew | Jennifer Badger | Stunts |
| Camera | Fortunato Procopio | Director of Photography |
| Directing | Matthew T. Weiner | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Strathford Hamilton | Second Unit Director |
| Directing | Aaron Sadovsky | Second Assistant Director |
| Crew | Jor Van Kline | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Visual Effects | Dale Tanguay | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Crew | Kevin Ball | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Chick Bernhard | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Rosie Bernhard | Stunt Driver |
| Crew | Karin Justman | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Lena Fennema | Utility Stunts |
| Crew | Mike Kirton | Utility Stunts |
| Crew | Pete Turner | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Susan Saddler | Stunt Double |
