Brian and Charlie work for a gangster. When the boss learns they want to "leave" he sets them up to be killed, after they help rob the local Triads of their drug dealing profits. B&C decide to steal the money for themselves, but when their escape doesn't go to plan, they have to seek refuge in a Nuns' teacher training school.
| Directing | Jonathan Lynn | Director |
| Writing | Jonathan Lynn | Screenplay |
| Sound | Hidden Faces | Music |
| Camera | Michael Garfath | Director of Photography |
| Production | George Harrison | Producer |
| Sound | David Kitay | Music |
| Editing | David Martin | Editor |
| Production | Denis O'Brien | Producer |
| Production | Michael White | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Renee Heimer | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Crew | Eddie Powell | Stunts |
| Camera | Sophie Baker | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Neil Binney | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Graham Hall | Clapper Loader |
| Camera | Simon Hume | Focus Puller |
| Production | Mary Richards | Production Manager |
| Directing | David Brown | First Assistant Director |
| Sound | Tony Jackson | Sound Recordist |
| Art | Clinton Cavers | Art Direction |
| Production | Nick Daubeny | Location Manager |
| Directing | Diana Dill | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Bobby Blues | Production Accountant |
| Sound | Frank Fitzpatrick | Music Supervisor |
| Sound | Budge Tremlett | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Robin O'Donoghue | Sound Mixer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Pat Hay | Makeup Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Patrick Wheatley | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Art | Michael Seirton | Set Decoration |
| Art | Jack Carter | Construction Foreman |
| Visual Effects | John Evans | Special Effects Supervisor |
| Crew | Martin Grace | Stunt Coordinator |
| Production | Patsy de Lord | Production Coordinator |
| Directing | Gus Maclean | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Neil Calder | Third Assistant Director |
| Production | Adam Somner | Assistant Location Manager |
| Production | Ron Watkins | Location Assistant |
| Crew | Lynn Hoey | Floor Runner |
| Production | Gordon Davis | Assistant Accountant |
| Production | Caitlin Rhodes | Casting Assistant |
| Camera | Nick Pearson | Grip |
| Sound | Rosie Straker | Boom Operator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Joan Hills | Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Jupiter Sen | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Stan Fiferman | Sound Editor |
| Editing | Peter Baldock | First Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Dan Gane | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Bronwyn Wolfe | Assistant Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Dominic Lester | Sound Mixer |
| Art | Peter Russell | Draughtsman |
| Art | Elli Griff | Art Department Assistant |
| Lighting | Terry Potter | Best Boy Electric |
| Lighting | Ray Potter | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Alan Grosch | Electrician |
| Lighting | Dave Ridout | Electrician |
| Lighting | Stuart Reid | Electrician |
| Crew | Andy Bradford | Stunts |
| Crew | Gabe Cronnelly | Stunts |
| Crew | Tom Delmar | Stunts |
| Crew | Valentino Musetti | Stunts |
| Crew | Roy Scammell | Stunts |
| Crew | Greg Powell | Stunts |
| Crew | Rocky Taylor | Stunts |
| Crew | Bill Weston | Stunts |
| Art | Terry Wells Sr. | Property Master |
