An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
You can now watch You Don't Mess with the Zohan online on the following streaming providers in the United States.
| Directing | Dennis Dugan | Director |
| Writing | Adam Sandler | Screenplay |
| Writing | Judd Apatow | Screenplay |
| Sound | Rupert Gregson-Williams | Original Music Composer |
| Editing | Tom Costain | Editor |
| Camera | Michael Barrett | Director of Photography |
| Production | Adam Sandler | Producer |
| Production | Jack Giarraputo | Producer |
| Production | Barry Bernardi | Executive Producer |
| Production | Robert Smigel | Executive Producer |
| Production | Sarah Halley Finn | Casting |
| Writing | Robert Smigel | Screenplay |
| Production | Kevin Grady | Co-Producer |
| Production | Gadi Levy | Line Producer |
| Production | Judit Maull | Associate Producer |
| Production | Aldric La'Auli Porter | Associate Producer |
| Production | Randi Hiller | Casting |
| Art | Perry Andelin Blake | Production Design |
| Art | Alan Au | Art Direction |
| Art | John Collins | Art Direction |
| Art | Ronald R. Reiss | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ellen Lutter | Costume Design |
| Crew | Patsy Bouge | Post Production Supervisor |
| Production | Adam Brightman | Production Supervisor |
| Production | Iram Collantes | Unit Production Manager |
| Production | Daryl Kass | Unit Production Manager |
| Production | Jason Tamez | Production Supervisor |
| Art | Jann K. Engel | Set Designer |
| Art | Robert Fechtman | Set Designer |
| Production | Tamara Hunter | Casting Associate |
| Production | Taylor Jenkins | Casting Assistant |
| Production | Adam Rucho | Casting Assistant |
| Production | Rob Frank | Location Manager |
| Production | Sam Hutchins | Location Manager |
| Production | Daniel Martinez | Location Manager |
| Production | Tom Carson | Production Coordinator |
| Directing | Ronit Ravich-Boss | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Daryl Kass | Associate Producer |
| Camera | Craig Fikse | "A" Camera Operator |
| Camera | Michael D. Weldon | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| Camera | Kirk Bloomberg | Second Assistant "A" Camera |
| Camera | David E. Diano | "B" Camera Operator |
| Camera | Brad Edmiston | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Camera | John Young | Second Assistant "B" Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Mary Iannelli | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Camille Argus | Costume Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Valerie Zielonka | Costume Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jordanna Fineberg | Key Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ann Pala | Makeup Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kathleen Freeman | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Corina C. Duran-Rabichuk | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Denise Paulson | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Thomas Real | Hair Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Nancy Tong | Key Hair Stylist |
| Lighting | Michael Bauman | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Lighting | Mike Bonnaud | Assistant Chief Lighting Technician |
| Lighting | Jeffrey P. Soderberg | Rigging Gaffer |
| Camera | John Janusek | Key Grip |
| Camera | John P. Shine | Best Boy Grip |
| Camera | Michael Listorti | Dolly Grip |
| Camera | Sean Devine | Dolly Grip |
| Sound | Thomas Causey | Production Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Anthony Ortiz | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Richard Kite | Utility Sound |
| Crew | John Hartigan | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Production | Kate Chase Pitzarella | Assistant Location Manager |
| Production | Robert Paulsen | Assistant Location Manager |
| Production | Rita Smith | Production Secretary |
| Production | Tish Johnson | Production Accountant |
| Art | Robert A. Blackburn | Construction Coordinator |
| Art | Bill 'Kauhane' Hoyt | Standby Painter |
| Art | William Eliscu | Graphic Designer |
| Art | James Oxford | Production Illustrator |
| Art | Penny Smartt-Juday | Art Department Coordinator |
| Art | Bruce Luizzi | Leadman |
| Crew | Tammy Sandler | Unit Publicist |
| Camera | Tracy Bennett | Still Photographer |
| Art | Chuck Askerneese | Assistant Property Master |
| Directing | John Nasraway | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Michael Dilbeck | Music Supervisor |
| Sound | Brooks Arthur | Music Supervisor |
| Crew | Scott Rogers | Stunt Coordinator |
| Directing | Aldric La'Auli Porter | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Joe Roddey | Second Assistant Director |
| Crew | Charlie Scott | Craft Service |
| Crew | Edward Flotard | Transportation Captain |
| Crew | Juan J. Rodriguez | Transportation Co-Captain |
| Editing | Stephen Shapiro | First Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Jamie Keeney | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Elmo Weber | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Russell Farmarco | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Cameron Steenhagen | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Michael Hertlein | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Marc Glassman | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Orada Jusatayanond | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Suhail Kafity | Foley Supervisor |
| Sound | Amy Kane | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Anita Cannella | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Mike Marino | Foley Mixer |
| Sound | Howard London | ADR Mixer |
| Editing | Maxine Gervais | Digital Colorist |
| Sound | J.J. George | Music Editor |
| Sound | Stuart Grusin | Music Editor |
| Visual Effects | Ryan Tudhope | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Gary Archer | Prosthetics |
| Crew | Joanne Lamstein | Stunts |
| Crew | Eliza Coleman | Stunts |
| Crew | Samantha MacIvor | Stunts |
