Celia, an Argentinian expatriate, arrives in Newcastle to marry her fiancé, George. Instead of meeting her at the airport, George sends his chauffeur, who drops her off at a local hotel. There she meets up with a standup comedienne and her daughter who provide her with wild diversions whilst she waits for her man. But then Celia learns from them that George has a rather dubious past.
| Directing | Penny Woolcock | Director |
| Production | Felicity Oppé | Producer |
| Writing | Penny Woolcock | Writer |
| Writing | Candy Guard | Writer |
| Crew | Janet Tovey | Cinematography |