Fracchia is desperate: he has to sell a house with at least five bathrooms within three days or his boss will fire him. Incredibly, he and his pal Filini manage to find the perfect house, a castle in Transylvania owned by some count Vlad... things get even worse when they meet the Count and his sister, who has a crush on Fracchia and decides to marry him!
| Directing | Neri Parenti | Director |
| Writing | Franco Marotta | Screenplay |
| Writing | Laura Toscano | Screenplay |
| Sound | Bruno Zambrini | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Luciano Tovoli | Director of Photography |
| Writing | Laura Toscano | Story |
| Writing | Franco Marotta | Story |
| Writing | Neri Parenti | Screenplay |
| Writing | Neri Parenti | Story |
| Writing | Paolo Villaggio | Screenplay |
| Writing | Paolo Villaggio | Story |
| Art | Giovanni Licheri | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Mario Carlini | Costume Design |
| Directing | Marina Mattoli | First Assistant Director |
| Editing | Sergio Montanari | Editor |
| Production | Paolo Vandini | Line Producer |
| Production | Bruno Altissimi | Producer |
| Production | Claudio Saraceni | Producer |
| Production | Caterina De Angelis | Production Secretary |
| Camera | Giuseppe Tinelli | Camera Operator |
| Production | Gloria Del Gracco | Assistant Accountant |
| Camera | Roberto Marsigli | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Lorenzo Tovoli | Second Assistant Camera |
| Directing | Annalisa De Simone | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Mirella Malatesta | Script Supervisor |
| Camera | Vincenzo Savino | Still Photographer |
| Editing | Luca Montanari | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Carlo Bartolucci | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Massimo Loffredi | Sound |
| Sound | Giulio Viggiani | Boom Operator |
| Art | Andrea Fantacci | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Francesco Crivellini | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Maurizio Trani | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Laura Borselli | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Crew | Massimo Cristofanelli | Special Effects Technician |
| Sound | Danilo Moroni | Sound Mixer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ruggero Peruzzi | Seamstress |
| Production | Nereo Salustri | Unit Manager |
| Production | Francesco Benvenuti | Unit Manager |
| Production | Maria Lavinia Gualino | Administration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Paolo Franceschi | Hairstylist |
