Model and Page 3 favourite Keeley Hazell thinks she's solved all her problems by taking up an unexpectedly high-brow hobby: translating Latin. The language has given her magical powers, enabling her to ward-off the frenzied attention of her adoring fans, and the British Library offers an ideal refuge from the hordes. But when she meets Adam, the one Sun-reader in the country she hadn't bargained for, Keeley is given a lesson in not judging books by their covers. Her journey of discovery will reveal just how far she's come to rely on the advantages of fame. A warped retelling of Ovid's most famous myth, Venus and Adonis, and a comic study of society's obsession with the image.
| Directing | Adam Randall | Director |
| Writing | Reuben Grove | Writer |
| Art | Katrina Dunn | Production Design |
| Production | Emma Lawson | Line Producer |
| Production | Andy Brunskill | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Camille Benda | Costume Design |
| Visual Effects | Lottie Hope | Animation Production Assistant |
| Crew | Trevor Forrest | Cinematography |
| Visual Effects | Pablo Navarro | Animation Director |
| Sound | Stephen Warbeck | Music |
| Editing | Paul Monaghan | Editor |
| Art | Kevin Day | Property Master |
| Production | Justin Bowen | Executive Producer |
| Production | Joe Brown | Executive Producer |
| Production | Daniel Clark | Executive Producer |
| Production | Stephen Galpin | Executive Producer |
| Production | Christopher Harrison | Executive Producer |
