One December day around Christmastime I am in the city of Las Vegas talking to Harry the Horse about this and that, when I hear this yarn about a citizen by the name of Murray Crown (Tom Arnold), who runs a clip joint which he prefers to call a casino. It seems that this Murray Crown not only has the John Laws breathing down his neck, but it is also a fact that he is married to this doll called Shirley (Katey Sagal), who is known far and wide as the green-eyed type.
| Writing | Lloyd Gold | Writer |
| Writing | Damon Runyon | Writer |
| Directing | Robert Iscove | Director |
| Camera | Francis Kenny | Director of Photography |
| Sound | Christopher Lennertz | Music |
| Production | Angela Mancuso | Executive Producer |
| Production | Michele Greco | Producer |
| Art | Guy Barnes | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Daniela Moore | Costume Design |
| Art | Wendy Ozols-Barnes | Set Decoration |
| Crew | Tonia Forsberg | Stunts |
| Crew | Dennis Fitzgerald | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Dana Hee | Stunts |
| Crew | Clint Lilley | Stunts |
| Crew | Freddie Joe Farnsworth | Stunts |