Martin and Sally Cramer grew up on the hardscrabble Lower East Side, where Sally still teaches; meanwhile, Martin's the head of a fancy private school. Romantic dalliances with others convince them that they're meant to be together despite their differences, a decision that's cemented, oddly enough, by an over-the-top argument that draws the police.
| Directing | John Berry | Director |
| Editing | Craig McKay | Editor |
| Camera | Arthur J. Ornitz | Director of Photography |
| Camera | Andrew Laszlo | Director of Photography |
| Production | George Barrie | Producer |
| Production | Richard Stenta | Line Producer |
| Production | Juliet Taylor | Casting |
| Art | John Robert Lloyd | Production Design |
| Art | Robert Gundlach | Art Direction |
| Art | George DeTitta Sr. | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Albert Wolsky | Costume Design |
| Writing | Herb Gardner | Screenplay |
| Writing | Herb Gardner | Theatre Play |
| Costume & Make-Up | E. Thomas Case | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Bob Grimaldi | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Robert Laden | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Lynn Masters | Hairstylist |
| Production | Peter A. Runfolo | Unit Manager |
| Production | Richard Stenta | Production Manager |
| Directing | Burt Bluestein | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Jonathan Sanger | Second Assistant Director |