Using powerful imagery, black humour, and a liberal helping of appalling bad taste, the directors set out to draw people's attention to the state of British beaches.
| Writing | Emma Calder | Idea |
| Visual Effects | Emma Calder | Animation |
| Directing | Emma Calder | Director |
| Writing | Ged Haney | Idea |
| Visual Effects | Ged Haney | Animation |
| Directing | Ged Haney | Director |