A surrealist zero budget comedy shot in Dorset over 11 days. Darn is a quiet, reserved girl until her unfounded arrest forces her to take a stand, for the sake of herself and her family. With the help of her girlfriend, Vlad, and a goofy footie hooligan, Dan, she embarks on a quest for truth and liberty that takes her from scuzzy saloons, to abandoned castles and the very darkest recesses of Footenmouth.
| Directing | George Earwicker | Director |
| Writing | George Earwicker | Writer |
| Editing | George Earwicker | Editor |
| Production | Hetty Earwicker | Producer |
| Production | Frances Robson | Producer |
| Production | Thomas Robson | Producer |
| Production | George Earwicker | Producer |