Director and co-writer Romano Vanderbes attempts to satirize middle America's standard news broadcasts with as many jokes about sex as possible. The featured station is KSEX and Doug Ballard and Lydia Mahan play the anchors in a broadcast where blue does not mean melancholy
| Directing | Romano Vanderbes | Director |
| Writing | Sherwyn Cloth | Writer |
| Writing | Paul Laikin | Writer |
| Writing | Gary Bayer | Writer |
| Writing | Linda Haas | Writer |
| Writing | Victor Zimet | Writer |
| Writing | Romano Vanderbes | Writer |
| Camera | Oliver Wood | Director of Photography |
