Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
| Production | David Miner | Producer |
| Production | Gil Netter | Producer |
| Directing | Mike Maguire | Director |
| Directing | Tom Kuntz | Director |
| Writing | Robert D. Siegel | Writer |
| Writing | Todd Hanson | Writer |
| Production | Kevin Halloran | Co-Producer |
| Production | Michael Rotenberg | Producer |
| Production | Jason Weiss | Co-Producer |
| Production | David Zucker | Producer |
| Sound | Asche & Spencer | Music |
| Camera | Maryse Alberti | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Frederick Wardell | Editor |
| Art | Jon Gary Steele | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Casey Storm | Costume Design |
| Art | Kevin Kavanaugh | Art Direction |
| Crew | Henry Kingi Jr. | Stunts |
