Burroughs takes down a book and reads us the story of Danny the Carwiper, who spends Christmas Day trying to score a fix, but finds the Christmas spirit instead.
| Writing | James Grauerholz | Writer |
| Directing | Melodie McDaniel | Director |
| Directing | Nick Donkin | Director |
| Writing | William S. Burroughs | Novel |
| Production | Tony Shiff | Executive In Charge Of Production |
| Visual Effects | Norman Yeend | Animation |
