Clark & McCullough are arrested for disturbing the peace. They steal the police car and return it to the station. The new police commissioner believes that they are real policemen and they get back the patrol car. Out on the beat, the duo chase women rather than criminals, just like real cops.
| Directing | Mark Sandrich | Director |
| Writing | Ben Holmes | Story |
| Writing | Thomas Lennon | Story |
| Writing | Bobby Clark | Adaptation |
| Writing | Mark Sandrich | Adaptation |