A celery salesman goes to great lengths to get celery back on the table. An edited, early release segment ahead of the Season 4 premiere.
| Directing | Jonathan Krisel | Director |
| Writing | Carrie Brownstein | Writer |
| Writing | Fred Armisen | Writer |
| Production | David Allen Cress | Producer |
| Camera | Bryce Fortner | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Bill Benz | Editor |
| Editing | Daniel Gray Longino | Editor |
| Editing | Kelly Lyon | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tanya Smith | Costume Design |