The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.
| Directing | Chris Seaver | Director |
| Writing | Chris Seaver | Writer |
| Sound | Kurt Indovina | Music |
| Crew | Kyle Pittman | Additional Music |
| Crew | Chris Seaver | Cinematography |
| Editing | Chris Seaver | Editor |
| Production | Joe Fiorello | Producer |
| Production | Rachel Lovinger | Producer |
| Production | Scott Milletics | Producer |
| Production | Tim Violent | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Chris Seaver | Makeup Artist |
