Albert Steptoe and his son Harold are rag-and-bone men, complete with horse and cart to tour the neighbourhood. They also live together at the junk yard. Harold, who likes the bright lights in the West End of London, meets a stripper, marries her and takes her home. Albert is furious and tries every trick he knows to drive the new bride from his household.
| Directing | Cliff Owen | Director |
| Writing | Ray Galton | Writer |
| Writing | Alan Simpson | Writer |
| Directing | Ariel Levy | Assistant Director |
| Crew | John Wilcox | Cinematography |
| Production | Beryl Vertue | Executive Producer |
| Production | Aida Young | Producer |
| Sound | Roy Budd | Music |
| Sound | Jack Fishman | Music |
| Editing | Bernard Gribble | Editor |
| Art | Peter Mullins | Production Design |
| Art | Bernard Sarron | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Pat McDermott | Hair Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Heather Nurse | Makeup Supervisor |
| Production | Christopher Sutton | Production Supervisor |
| Sound | Frank Goulding | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Kevin Sutton | Sound Recordist |
| Crew | Leslie Crawford | Stunts |
| Crew | Cliff Diggins | Stunts |
| Crew | Martin Grace | Stunts |
| Crew | Alf Joint | Stunts |
| Camera | Chic Waterson | Camera Operator |
