A beauty contest is staged in the barn of a low-IQ dimwit called The Colonel. As you probably guessed, the beauty contest doesn't last too long as The Colonel and his buddies get down to business with the contestants.
| Directing | Bethel Buckalew | Director |
| Writing | Bethel Buckalew | Writer |
| Writing | Jack Richesin | Writer |
| Production | Bethel Buckalew | Producer |
| Production | Harry H. Novak | Producer |
| Sound | Hal Southern | Music |
| Sound | Harold Hensley | Music |
| Camera | Dwayne Avery | Director of Photography |
| Directing | Marlene Buckalew | Script Supervisor |