Collins College needs a new department head for their science department, so Doctors Carter and Zorch consult Thinko, the campus computer, and come up with Dr. Mathilda West, who has degrees in lots of things, but turns out to be disruptively attractive as well.
| Directing | Albert Zugsmith | Director |
| Sound | Dean Elliott | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Ellis W. Carter | Director of Photography |
| Writing | Robert Hill | Screenplay |
| Editing | William Austin | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Claire Cramer | Wardrobe Designer |
| Camera | Lew Schwartz | Assistant Camera |
| Art | John Ceniga | Props |
| Crew | Leo Kilroy | Cableman |
| Art | Dave Milton | Art Direction |
| Camera | Harry Lewis | Grip |
| Camera | Lloyd Ward | Camera Operator |
| Sound | Charles G. Schelling | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Conway Twitty | Songs |
| Writing | Albert Zugsmith | Story |
| Production | Robert Hill | Associate Producer |
| Art | Richard M. Rubin | Property Master |
| Art | Fred Harpman Jr. | Assistant Art Director |
| Sound | John Scott-Maitland | Boom Operator |
| Camera | Jerry Walton | Grip |
| Directing | Frank Kowalski | Continuity |
| Directing | Ralph E. Black | Assistant Director |
| Production | Martin Milner | Associate Producer |
| Production | Albert Zugsmith | Producer |
| Directing | Kenneth Walters | Assistant Director |
| Crew | Robert Bonnig | Special Effects |
| Camera | Harold Hume | Grip |
| Costume & Make-Up | Monty Westmore | Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Jerry Irvin | Music Editor |
| Crew | Augie Lohman | Special Effects |
| Camera | Milton Gold | Still Photographer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Eleanor Edwards | Hairstylist |
| Sound | Earl Schwarz | Sound Recordist |
| Production | Maggie Smith | Production Secretary |
| Costume & Make-Up | Rudy Harrington | Wardrobe Designer |
| Art | John Sturtevant | Set Decoration |
| Lighting | Bill Neff | Gaffer |
| Directing | Helen Gailey | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Ralph E. Black | Production Manager |
| Sound | Dean Elliott | Music Director |
