Collins College needs a new department head for their science department, so Doctors Carter and Zorch consult Thinko, the campus computer, and come up with Dr. Mathilda West, who has degrees in lots of things, but turns out to be disruptively attractive as well.
| Sound | Dean Elliott | Original Music Composer |
| Writing | Robert Hill | Screenplay |
| Directing | Albert Zugsmith | Director |
| Editing | William Austin | Editor |
| Camera | Ellis W. Carter | Director of Photography |
| Costume & Make-Up | Claire Cramer | Wardrobe Designer |
| Camera | Lew Schwartz | Assistant Camera |
| Production | Robert Hill | Associate Producer |
| Art | John Sturtevant | Set Decoration |
| Camera | Lloyd Ward | Camera Operator |
| Sound | Earl Schwarz | Sound Recordist |
| Camera | Jerry Walton | Grip |
| Art | Dave Milton | Art Direction |
| Sound | Jerry Irvin | Music Editor |
| Crew | Robert Bonnig | Special Effects |
| Crew | Augie Lohman | Special Effects |
| Camera | Milton Gold | Still Photographer |
| Sound | Conway Twitty | Songs |
| Writing | Albert Zugsmith | Story |
| Art | Richard M. Rubin | Property Master |
| Directing | Ralph E. Black | Assistant Director |
| Sound | John Scott-Maitland | Boom Operator |
| Production | Maggie Smith | Production Secretary |
| Production | Ralph E. Black | Production Manager |
| Crew | Leo Kilroy | Cableman |
| Camera | Harold Hume | Grip |
| Lighting | Bill Neff | Gaffer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Monty Westmore | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Rudy Harrington | Wardrobe Designer |
| Directing | Frank Kowalski | Continuity |
| Costume & Make-Up | Eleanor Edwards | Hairstylist |
| Sound | Dean Elliott | Music Director |
| Production | Albert Zugsmith | Producer |
| Art | John Ceniga | Props |
| Camera | Harry Lewis | Grip |
| Directing | Helen Gailey | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Martin Milner | Associate Producer |
| Directing | Kenneth Walters | Assistant Director |
| Art | Fred Harpman Jr. | Assistant Art Director |
| Sound | Charles G. Schelling | Sound Editor |
