Billy is a man child who has developed 'The Pedo Instant', a product that acts as a repellent to those unsuspecting individuals who might invade his personal space. He calls his mom to boast about the product's effectiveness and the ensuing riches that are sure to follow. His mother displays grave concern and attempts to explain to her son why this might not be the best idea.
| Editing | Anderson Cowan | Editor |
| Writing | Anderson Cowan | Writer |
| Directing | Anderson Cowan | Director |
| Production | Anderson Cowan | Producer |
| Production | Milan Janicin | Producer |
| Camera | Jonathan Clark | Camera Technician |
| Camera | Brian Wells | Camera Technician |
| Camera | Natalie Carr | Camera Technician |
| Camera | Dan Schroer | Dolly Grip |
| Directing | Trevor Dillon | Assistant Director |
| Sound | Joseph Bonier | Sound Mixer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Diana Van de Kamp | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Diana Van de Kamp | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Diana Van de Kamp | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Art | Chris Gardner | Location Scout |
| Production | Chris Gardner | Producer |
| Production | Riley Geis | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Production | Steven Litchfield | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Production | Julian Zaragoza | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Visual Effects | Nathan Kalushner | Color Designer |
| Crew | Rick Urban | Score Engineer |
| Sound | Trevor Shand | Music |
| Art | Victor J. Herrera | Title Designer |
| Directing | Evan L. Robichaud | Assistant Director |
| Camera | Milan Janicin | Director of Photography |
