Queer Duck and his partner of 18 months (a lifetime in gay years), Stephen Arlo "Openly" Gator, hit a relationship crisis when the fey fowl is wooed by a brassy Broadway broad. Queer Duck wonders if he'd be happier being straight, while Gator the waiter spills his problems to a compassionate Conan O'Brien.
| Writing | Mike Reiss | Writer |
| Directing | Xeth Feinberg | Director |
| Production | Tal Vigderson | Producer |
| Production | J. Michael Mendel | Producer |
| Production | Mike Reiss | Producer |
| Editing | Damon P. Yoches | Editor |
| Sound | Sam Elwitt | Music |
