Superhero Jim Gaffigan and his weakling sidekick Conan O'Brien fire lasers from their nipples and use their blinding white skin to make evil criminals unable to see in these animated shorts that originally aired on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
| Directing | Paul Noth | Director |
| Writing | Jim Gaffigan | Writer |
| Writing | Paul Noth | Writer |
| Editing | Mark Jankeloff | Editor |
