Sir Cecil Washington teaches Academy Award winner Kevin Kline about handling and caring for the coveted statue. Aspiring winners take note. You don't want to deal with this madman.
| Directing | Scott Gairdner | Director |
| Writing | Mike Myers | Writer |
| Writing | Scott Gairdner | Writer |
| Writing | Eric Gilliland | Writer |
| Production | Michelle Fox | Producer |
| Production | Mike Farah | Executive Producer |
| Crew | Antonio Scarlata | Cinematography |