Seasoned campers Ajahnis and Mr. Sandiford grill Alex about his very first camping trip. To their horror, an oblivious Alex recounts a tale less about campfires and marshmallows, and more akin to crop circles and probes.
| Directing | Jonathon M.B. Hunter | Director |
| Writing | Jonathon M.B. Hunter | Writer |
| Production | Jonathon M.B. Hunter | Producer |
| Crew | Robert Lyte | Cinematography |
| Editing | Jonathon M.B. Hunter | Editor |