A seventies-looking news broadcast sets up several "Mr. Show" (1995) clips for the upcoming season. Only these newscasters aren't the professionals that they should be, and eventually reveal that what you have been watching probably wasn't what you thought it was.
| Directing | Troy Miller | Director |
| Directing | John Moffitt | Director |
| Writing | Scott Aukerman | Writer |
| Writing | Jerry Collins | Writer |
| Writing | David Cross | Writer |
| Writing | Jay Johnston | Writer |
| Writing | Bill Odenkirk | Writer |
| Writing | Bob Odenkirk | Writer |
| Writing | BJ Porter | Writer |
| Writing | Brian Posehn | Writer |
| Writing | Dino Stamatopoulos | Writer |
| Writing | Michael Stoyanov | Writer |
| Writing | Paul F. Tompkins | Writer |
| Writing | Mike Upchurch | Writer |