In this homage to the melodramatic made-for-TV-movie genre, aspiring ballerina Mary Jane Stevens moves to a new town with her emotionally abusive mother in hopes of escaping her physically abusive father. Originally a play performed at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre, the Adult Swim production was executive produced by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim.
| Writing | Artemis Pebdani | Writer |
| Writing | Mary Elizabeth Ellis | Writer |
| Crew | Zoë Bell | Stunt Coordinator |
| Directing | Joe Stakun | Director |
| Production | Tim Heidecker | Executive Producer |
| Production | Eric Wareheim | Executive Producer |
| Production | Dave Kneebone | Executive Producer |
