"God watches out for dummies. He's got both eyes on them." Anyone who is young at heart and loves to laugh will enjoy this off-the-wall, melodramatic-styled comedy. Jack and Milo, both in their forties, with about the same IQ, are left to fend for themselves for the first time. They get a loan from the bank and lend the money to the Mafia for big interest. As the Morons go to collect their first interest, their dream of easy money becomes a nightmare. The Mafia demands $500 every week or their lives. They try one money making scheme after another to dodge death. Their only hope is that their stupidity will save them.
| Directing | Rex Woodward | Director |
| Writing | Rex Woodward | Writer |
| Production | Rex Woodward | Producer |
| Production | Betty Woodward | Producer |
| Editing | Roxanne Patten | Editor |
| Editing | Rex Woodward | Editor |
| Editing | Ray Woodward | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Brad Woodward | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Betty Woodward | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Brian Woodward | Assistant Editor |
| Visual Effects | Brad Woodward | Animation |
| Crew | Denton Harris | Special Effects |
| Camera | Rex Woodward | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Betty Woodward | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Reed Hart | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Roxanne Patten | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Denton Harris | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Brad Woodward | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Keith Welch | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Brian Woodward | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Don Woodward | Camera Operator |
| Art | Brad Woodward | Graphic Designer |
| Visual Effects | Rose Marie Dyer | Photo Retouching |
| Sound | Rex Woodward | Foley |
| Sound | Brian Woodward | Foley |
| Sound | Van Woodward | Foley |
| Sound | JaNae Kotter | Music |
