Over budget and out of money to finish an animated film, an eccentric, cannoli-deprived film producer must salvage what footage he can and pawn it off as a condom commercial in hopes of recouping his losses and saving his film company from going bankrupt.
| Directing | Robert Patriarca | Director |
| Writing | Robert Patriarca | Writer |
| Production | Robert Bizik | Associate Producer |
| Production | Robert Patriarca | Producer |
| Editing | Robert Patriarca | Editor |
| Sound | Ren Parker | Sound Mixer |
| Camera | Anna Panutsa | Still Photographer |
| Visual Effects | Sean Sanczel | Animation |
| Crew | Robert Bizik | Thanks |
| Crew | Allan Kobernick | Thanks |
| Crew | Ren Parker | Thanks |