A fake commercial for a lesbian telephone hot line. A short by Kyle Dunnigan and Tig Notaro.
| Directing | Kyle Dunnigan | Director |
| Writing | Kyle Dunnigan | Writer |
| Directing | Tig Notaro | Director |
| Writing | Tig Notaro | Writer |
| Editing | Alexis Hanawalt | Editor |
| Lighting | Brian Lane | Lighting Director |
| Camera | Ricky Fosheim | Director of Photography |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kat Bardot | Makeup & Hair |
