Stewart Lee and Richard Herring, lacking the food and drink required to watch association football, end up instead watching a video tape in which Carol Vorderman counts down the 9 scariest horror creatures.
| Directing | Charles Lauder | Director |
| Production | Gary Monaghan | Executive Producer |
| Production | Will Bryant | Executive Producer's Assistant |
| Production | Jon Riley | Producer |
| Sound | John Hulse | Sound |
| Camera | Chris Gates | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Andy Cooke | Camera Operator |
| Art | Claire Keeling | Set Designer |
| Art | Marcus McGuiness | Graphic Designer |
| Sound | Tony Greenwood | Sound Editor |
| Editing | Ian Wilson | Editor |
| Editing | Colin Heron | Editor |
| Production | Angela Williams | Production Assistant |
| Production | Kevin Utton | Production Manager |
| Production | Fiona Inskip | Researcher |
| Writing | Stewart Lee | Writer |
| Writing | Richard Herring | Writer |