MIRIAM: "Here we are; celebrating a marriage, eating a cake, drinking, standing in a uniform, standing in a canteen ... with a Teasmade and a red red garter ... and I want an explanation." VALERIE: "I want to know why you all resent me." BRENDA: "Because you're not one of us."
| Production | Kenith Trodd | Producer |
| Writing | Carol Bunyan | Writer |
| Directing | Diarmuid Lawrence | Director |