In a move to make his partner, Renato, jealous, the flamboyant Albin waits in a local cafe - dressed as a woman - hoping to be picked up. But Albin gets more than he bargains for when the fly he catches in his web is actually a spy, who uses him as an unwitting courier of secret microfilm. Now on the run from ruthless agents, Albin and Renato flee to Italy where they attempt to hide out on a farm, with Albin posing as Renato's wife. Can Albin escape the deadly pursuit of these relentless spies or does he have to sustain this charade - as a woman - forever?
| Directing | Édouard Molinaro | Director |
| Writing | Francis Veber | Screenplay |
| Writing | Marcello Danon | Screenplay |
| Camera | Armando Nannuzzi | Director of Photography |
| Writing | Francis Veber | Dialogue |
| Production | Marcello Danon | Producer |
| Editing | Robert Isnardon | Editor |
| Sound | Ennio Morricone | Original Music Composer |
| Writing | Jean Poiret | Characters |
| Editing | Monique Isnardon | Editor |
| Writing | Jean Poiret | Screenplay |
| Art | Luigi Scaccianoce | Production Design |
| Art | Francesco Chianese | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ambra Danon | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Franco Corridoni | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Pierantonio Mecacci | Makeup Artist |
| Directing | Rinaldo Ricci | Assistant Director |
| Crew | Gino Vagniluca | Special Effects |
| Crew | Roberto Dell'Acqua | Stunts |
| Camera | Claudio Nannuzzi | Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Daniele Nannuzzi | Camera Operator |
