A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.
| Directing | Steve Oedekerk | Director |
| Camera | John J. Connor | Director of Photography |
| Sound | Robert Folk | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Steve Oedekerk | Producer |
| Production | Tom Koranda | Producer |
| Editing | Paul Marshal | Editor |
| Production | Linda Francis | Casting |
| Production | Bruce Devan | Co-Producer |
| Crew | Jonathan Eusebio | Stunts |
| Crew | Matthew Ballard | Transportation Coordinator |
| Production | Iram Collantes | Production Manager |
| Sound | Matthew Nicolay | Production Sound Mixer |
| Sound | David Grimaldi | Sound Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Andy Clement | Prosthetic Supervisor |
| Crew | Dempsey Tillman | Video Assist Operator |
| Lighting | Craig Martin | Electrician |
| Art | Verónica Baena Arellano | Set Decoration |
| Crew | Betsy Paterson | Digital Effects Supervisor |
| Sound | Brian Benison | Orchestrator |
| Visual Effects | Ren Messer | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Art | Sean Mannion | Production Design |
| Crew | Aimee Dominguez | Property Master |
| Production | Brent Morris | Unit Production Manager |
| Sound | Aleksandr Gruzdev | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Crew | John Laus | Post Production Supervisor |
| Art | Pachilu Moreno | Set Decoration |
| Production | Paul Marshal | Producer |
| Crew | Todd Bryant | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Christopher Campbell | Visual Effects Editor |
| Sound | Thomas Vicari | Scoring Mixer |
| Visual Effects | Jeffrey Arnold | Digital Compositors |
| Writing | Vann Sengchanh | Storyboard |
| Crew | Robert Bullock Jr. | Propmaker |
| Lighting | Hector Corona | Best Boy Electric |
| Camera | Ted Caloroso | First Assistant Camera |
| Sound | Odin Benitez | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Michael Hilkene | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Jeff Carson | Music Supervisor |
| Visual Effects | Julie Orosz | Visual Effects Producer |
| Visual Effects | Chris Watts | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Visual Effects | Lyndon Barrois | Animation Director |
| Lighting | Alfonso Aguilar | Gaffer |
| Visual Effects | Lisa Maher | I/O Supervisor |
| Crew | Esteban Sanchez | Projection |
| Crew | Daniel Nakamura | Sound Recordist |
| Art | Star Fields | Construction Coordinator |
| Editing | John Laus | First Assistant Editor |
| Production | Efrain Lomeli | Production Accountant |
| Production | Andrea Marvan | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Bonnie Foley | Production Supervisor |
| Art | Hector Velez | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Shawnelle Cherry | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Alexandrea A. Bouska | Makeup Artist |
| Visual Effects | Brian Blevins | Visual Effects |
| Directing | Douglas E. Wise | First Assistant Director |
| Crew | Todd Bryant | Fight Choreographer |
| Production | Matt Akey | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Annie Maniscalco | Key Makeup Artist |
| Camera | Luis Calva | Grip |
| Crew | Rene Morales Fong | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Luis Alvarez | Special Effects Technician |
| Camera | Francisco Hernandez | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Juan Cruz | Additional Second Assistant Camera |
| Art | Cornelio Anguilo | Swing |
| Sound | James Ashwill | Foley Mixer |
| Production | Amy Carty | Production Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Daniel Herrera Arau | On Set Dresser |
| Camera | Mark Fragale | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Editing | Todd Portugal | Assistant Editor |
| Visual Effects | Dawn Brooks Macleod | Visual Effects Production Assistant |
| Production | Hilary Liu | Executive Assistant |
| Directing | Belén Giménez | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Linda Lew | Foley Recordist |
| Visual Effects | Michael Flynn | Visual Effects Assistant Editor |
| Camera | Glenn Swaim | Best Boy Grip |
| Directing | Mike Gunther | Second Unit Director |
| Production | Francisco Hernandez | Location Assistant |
| Directing | Tony Schwartz | Second Assistant Director |
| Crew | Chad Stahelski | Stunts |
| Crew | Leigh Hennessy | Stunt Double |
| Writing | Steve Oedekerk | Writer |
| Crew | Al Goto | Stunts |
