Nick Pearson is a life-long bachelor who is finally settling down. On the brink of his wedding he is surprised to find he has a 13 year old son who has come to find his him through the help of a psychic. The problem is Nick can't stand kids and would happily send the boy back to live with his biological mother, except that no one has any clue who that might be. Having nowhere to turn Nick must hit the road with the boy and the neurotic, inept psychic to track down dozens of his disgraced ex-flings to whom he must ask the awkward question - with very mixed results.
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| Directing | John Asher | Director |
| Production | Rachel McHale | Producer |
| Production | Todd Traina | Producer |
| Production | John Asher | Executive Producer |
| Production | John Landis | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Mike Raznick | Music |
| Camera | Blake T. Evans | Director of Photography |
| Production | Mary Jo Slater | Casting |
| Costume & Make-Up | Janice Heaton | Makeup Department Head |
| Art | Alan E. Muraoka | Production Design |
| Art | Gerald Lehtola | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Melody White | Hair Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Michael Spezzano | Key Makeup Artist |
| Writing | Frank Dietz | Screenplay |
| Writing | Todd Traina | Screenplay |
| Production | Russell Levine | Executive Producer |
| Production | Rod Hamilton | Co-Producer |
| Production | Minor Childers | Co-Producer |
| Production | Lorelei Tong | Co-Producer |
| Production | Frank Dietz | Associate Producer |
| Production | Emily De Margheriti | Associate Producer |
| Editing | John Kovac | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Inanna Bantu | Costume Designer |
| Sound | Mike Raznick | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Joseph Bauer | Original Music Composer |
| Production | John Leeves | Unit Production Manager |
| Directing | Ken Wada | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Cindy Taylor | Second Assistant Director |
| Visual Effects | Kevin N. Bailey | VFX Supervisor |
| Visual Effects | Sam Balcomb | VFX Supervisor |
| Crew | Carl Ciarfalio | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Jef Groff | Stunts |
| Crew | Sean Christopher | Stunts |
| Production | Julie Richheimer | Production Coordinator |
| Directing | Jeff Pallotta | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Magan Rutledge | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Paul Wie | Location Manager |
| Production | Michael Percival | Location Manager |
| Production | Cecil Hardy | Location Assistant |
| Production | Peter Young | Executive Producer's Assistant |
| Production | Sarah Loomis | Producer's Assistant |
| Production | Thin Tai Choy | Producer's Assistant |
| Art | Kris Fuller | Set Decoration |
| Art | Carlton Rude | Property Master |
| Art | Randall Papavero | Assistant Property Master |
| Art | John A. Gomez | Leadman |
| Art | Adam Rittmiller | Leadman |
| Art | Al Almeida | Set Dresser |
| Art | Bryan Baalbergen | Set Dresser |
| Art | Jose C. Lopez | Set Painter |
| Art | Joshua Zepeda | Greensman |
| Art | Marissa E. Gallardo | Swing |
| Art | Matty Iadanzo | Swing |
| Art | Cody Jacobson | Swing |
| Art | Rebecca Gardiner | Swing |
| Art | Guy Lavandofsky | Swing |
| Camera | Todd Barron | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Bryan G. Haigh | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| Camera | Brad Greenspan | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Camera | Lacey Joy | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Bobby Maruvada | Digital Imaging Technician |
| Camera | Scott Stevens | Digital Imaging Technician |
| Camera | John Goodner | Digital Imaging Technician |
| Camera | David Loden | Key Grip |
| Camera | Mira Velasco-Schulte | Best Boy Grip |
| Camera | Scott Odermann | Best Boy Grip |
| Camera | Josh Bleckner | Dolly Grip |
| Camera | Erik Kasson | Grip |
| Camera | Mason Semble | Grip |
| Camera | Michael Telfer | Grip |
| Camera | Kemuel DePaula | Grip |
| Camera | Shane Jewell | Grip |
| Camera | Haywood Cross | Grip |
| Camera | Matt Corder | Grip |
| Camera | Erik Olson | Grip |
| Camera | Gregory L. Edwards | Grip |
| Lighting | Donny Mosley | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Chris Couto | Best Boy Electric |
| Lighting | Louis Malton | Electrician |
| Lighting | Steve Perron | Electrician |
| Lighting | Mike Haynes | Electrician |
| Lighting | James Lyons | Electrician |
| Lighting | Kevin Stallard | Electrician |
| Lighting | Lamar D. Houston | Electrician |
| Lighting | Luke Orefice | Electrician |
| Lighting | Vince Slovey | Electrician |
| Lighting | Gregory Capp | Electrician |
| Sound | Kelly Rush | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Rocky Reilly | Boom Operator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Elizabeth Meredith | Key Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cici Hoggard | Set Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Janice Heaton | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Michael Spezzano | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Claire Doyle | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Melody White | Key Hair Stylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Peter Kukla | Hairstylist |
| Crew | Matthew Ballard | Transportation Captain |
| Crew | Bennett Miller | Craft Service |
| Production | Anna Mendoza | Casting Associate |
| Production | Dawn Marie Deibert | Extras Casting Assistant |
| Crew | Victoria Parello | Set Medic |
| Crew | Artemisa Gutierrez Laurence | Studio Teacher |
| Production | John Evangelista | Production Assistant |
| Production | Ashley Nozoe | Production Assistant |
| Production | Farai Mhundwa | Production Assistant |
| Production | Christopher Gonzalez | Production Assistant |
| Production | Jasmine Turner | Production Assistant |
| Production | Naby Dakhli | Production Assistant |
| Crew | Rai Goldberger | Driver |
| Crew | Julius Fletcher | Driver |
| Crew | Jeff Robbins | Driver |
| Crew | Alex Mestres | Driver |
| Crew | Yvonne Farano | Driver |
| Crew | Timothy Karlskind | Driver |
| Crew | Danielle Milton | Driver |
| Crew | Tabitha Villavicencio | Driver |
| Crew | Jamie Meterian | Driver |
| Crew | Mark Garrett | Driver |
| Production | Cameron Driskill | Production Assistant |
| Production | Francesca DiMarzio | Production Assistant |
| Editing | Kevin N. Bailey | First Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Willy Allen | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Willy Allen | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Willy Allen | ADR Editor |
| Sound | Willy Allen | Music Editor |
| Sound | Lisa Neidhardt | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Zhen 'Jensen' Chen | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Matthew Festle | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Editing | Corinne Bogdanowicz | Colorist |
| Editing | Matt Blackshear | Digital Intermediate Editor |
| Editing | Manny Dubón | Digital Intermediate Editor |
| Editing | Griffith Davies | Digital Intermediate Assistant |
| Editing | Christopher Abdon | Digital Intermediate Assistant |
| Editing | Brandon Trotter | Digital Intermediate Assistant |
| Production | Keenan Mock | Data Management Technician |
| Production | Brittany Ringer | Data Management Technician |
| Production | Scott Nye | Data Management Technician |
| Production | Ahmad Stewart | Data Management Technician |
| Crew | Greg Bernstein | Legal Services |
| Crew | Jesse Soff | Visual Effects Editor |
| Crew | Victor Velasco | Compositor |
| Crew | Jeff Dodson | Compositor |
| Crew | Kellen Bruner | Compositor |
| Crew | Kimi Hughes | Compositor |
| Crew | Moriah Zagaglia | Compositor |
| Crew | William Asher | Thanks |
| Crew | Lila Ahronowitz | Thanks |
| Crew | John Carrabino | Thanks |
| Crew | Giovannie Espiritu | Thanks |
| Crew | Rob Flowers | Thanks |
| Crew | Trish Geiger | Thanks |
| Crew | Adam Kline | Thanks |
| Crew | Barry Krost | Thanks |
| Crew | Soma Mitra | Thanks |
| Crew | Karyn Rachtman | Thanks |
| Crew | Katie Traina | Thanks |
| Crew | Jim Longeretta | Thanks |
| Crew | Diane B. Wilsey | Thanks |
| Crew | Gillian Wynn | Thanks |
