A bored sociopath uses self help guides to adjust to society. When her latest cassette tape and guidebook fail to integrate her she resorts to the Darkline to purchase the goods and services which affirm her reality.
| Directing | Caity Lougheed | Director |
| Writing | Caity Lougheed | Writer |
| Production | Caity Lougheed | Producer |
| Production | Hans Lucas | Producer |
| Crew | Sefa Ucbas | Cinematography |
| Editing | C.J. Lazaretti | Editor |
| Directing | Hans Lucas | Assistant Director |